Jennifer Raye was born sometime with in the last twenty-odd years. The first few years were nice. At the age of 7, Jennifer became Cassandra Stevenson, international girl spy. She was hired by an underground agency called C.H.I.C. (Continental HolidayInn Indoor (game) Center) not to be confused with C.I.H.A (Czech ice hockey association). In the agency she specialized in talking to kitties, bike riding and nuerolinguistics.
By age 9, she was entered into the "Lil' Miss Cabinet World" pageant, the theme of the pageant being Cabinet World- We Will not be undersold. Coming in last, due to underselling, she hitched to Hollywood and was soon cast as the loveable Sammantha on the 80's hit show "Who's the Boss". After a brief hush-hush marriage in the late 80's to a famed rocker she went on a binge of sugar, caffeine and Designing Women reruns.
It was time for an intervention, unfortunately no one cared. So penniless Cassandra, now using the identity of Vivian Valdez, hid in the back of refrigerated fruit truck and was off to Mexico. She created a small fort out of burger wrappers on the beach outside of Tijuana. She tried to make small amounts of money, Pecos as it’s called in Mexico, selling dead frogs she dressed up as mariachi band members. But nothing could sell these frogs. Depressed, one small tear fell on Louis, the maraca player and he magically came to life. And you know what happened then? That's right they teamed up to fight Mexican vampires and other forces of the occult under the names Muchacha impresionante América y Rana de la Importancia. (Awesome Girl America and Frog of Importance)
In 2002, never having left C.H.I.C., team members swooped in and kidnapped her taking her back to America, the mid-west, Chicago to be specific. Very little is known about the first few years but she went back to being know as JenRaye.
Then one fall day in 2003, Jennifer Raye met Kai, one of the west coasts top moles. At a waffles and grilled cheese luncheon it became obvious they both knew secret code phrase, “My name is Horst and I am German”. They began scheming and after meeting with professor Al Machesmo, a super intelligent hamster, breed to build artificial intelligent plants that could clog dance, he helped them fine tune and activate their Wonderful Twin powers (not to be confused with the comic book duo) and *poof* FameDog was born.
She recently was rumored to have been part of the positive attitude superhero group the "Shoes for Crews Crew", but a spokesperson for the group only comment was that she was no longer a member due to lack of exclamation points in her sentences.
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