Konichiwa and welcome to FameDog Productions!
What was that Billy, you've never heard of FameDog? Well, sit down and let me tell you all about it...
FameDog’s creator JenRaye is a model young woman. She is usually freshly washed. Always sports some sort of appropriate apparel. Always has a non- threatening vacant look on her face. Keeps her opinion to herself- if she has one- but a proper young woman doesn’t- now does she. She keeps the boys entertained by being quiet, laughing at the their jokes, being arm candy and baking cookies. And she always eats all her asparagus and finishes her entire bottle of scotch. Bravo. Here is a cheer for JenRaye- well done young lady. You are swell, swell indeed.
But what's that Billy, you're still confused as to who and what is FameDog...
Her work has hearlded great success why just read this:
This week opened, "Why Am I Not Mentioned in My Own Diary: A Tribute to Sylvia Plath". Reviews were mixed as some confused patrons were heard to comment, "Why were they naked but wearing hats and scarves made of fish- didn't it hurt to ride that tractor- and what did roller skating monkeys have to do with it"? Still this production has put a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Holy Mackerel now thats a Bottom Feeder!"
So you want to know about life before FameDog Billy, well you have some nerve you little bastard, but here you go...
Before moving to Los Angeles, JenRaye created puppets in the basement of her parent’s house, in hopes of one day touring with a French-Canadian puppet troupe. It was an unfortunate turn of events when she realized that she was absolutely terrified of puppets. On arriving in the vast wasteland of Los Angeles, pronounced Los Angeles, JenRaye pitched a heart warming pilot to executives at the WB, now the CW, for [what could have been] the emmy-winning hit show "Cannibalistic Serial Killer Business Man". Unfortunately, what she thought were the executives at the WB were actually just a band of futurist space monkey robots- and that actually later turned out just to be a group of people at a bus stop. JenRaye gets confused easily.
And that's that. What's that? Oh Billy, that's funny, no, no, she doesn’t have real gold Billy, she just has comedy gold. And that's worth more than...wait, that's worth nothing. Dammit. Damn you Red Buttons, Damn you Kathy Griffin, Damn you Benny Hill. Damn you for leading us astray.
