FameDog Productions is a not-for-profit company and we are always in need of donations. Donations may be monetary, and no amount is too small. We’re not picky. $10, $5, even $1 would help, especially if it’s quarters for our laundry.
We’d also welcome items that would be useful to our productions, such as costumes, electrical equipment, musical instruments, kibble, or even your time (we might bake you cookies).
Please help us continue to create distinction in the film and theatre arts because we’d rather not have to resort to:
- Stealing babies and selling them on the black market
- Murdering hookers and framing our friend Jim, then turning him in for the reward money
- Donating plasma, blood, eggs, bone marrow, kidneys, lungs, eyeball, etc.
- “Auditioning” in Howard Johnson’s hotel rooms
- Working at Chili’s, The Cheesecake Factory, TGI Friday’s or other places with unflattering uniforms
- Posting “services” in the Erotic Service section of craigslist
- Kidnapping famous pets and holding them for ransom
- Entering poetry contests
- Taking supporting roles in romantic comedies starring Kristen Dunst or wacky screwball comedies starring Ryan Reynolds
- Answering ads like this: Looking for someone in their 20's-early 30's to clean my apartment while wearing something provocative and erotic. Would expect you during the session to remove your clothing and clean in the buff. I would watch but under NO circumstances would I touch you. I would supply you with all the supplies and expect a legitimately good job cleaning the apartment.
- Unleashing our breed of evil futuristic space monkeys on YOU!
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If you would like to make a donation and prevent us from living a life of crime and keep the evil monkeys at bay please e-mail: donations@fame-dog.com or click on link below.
Or if you would like to volunteer, please email: volunteer@fame-dog.com.
Also, check out our merchandise! Part of the proceeds go directly to FameDog Productions. You may purchase fun and unique items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Well, maybe not that one friend who has no taste or sense of humorget rid of them, will you?
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